Happy Endings - Jim Norton

Happy Endings

By Jim Norton

  • Release Date: 2007-07-10
  • Genre: Humor
  • Size: 2.3 MB
Score: 4.5
From 89 Ratings

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Jim Norton is a pervert

in the truest sense of the word. The physical equivalent of a tall slug, he pays top dollar for massages with happy endings and is fascinated by s****y sitcoms and fat girls. He is also, at times, racially offensive and morally repugnant. He spares no one in his comedy -- least of all himself.

Now, in this outrageous, blisteringly funny collection of essays, Norton tackles the topics that are near and dear to his heart: from public events like the legendary Voyeur Bus incident on the Opie and Anthony Show, which culminated in all involved being taken to jail, or seeking a hug from his childhood idol Gene Simmons, to deeply private moments, including a teenage Jim's embarrassing poetry-writing attempts while in rehab, and his inexpensive sexual experience with an unwashed MILF (a Monolith I'd Like to Forget). His stories are raw, searingly honest in their attention to detail, and most of all, hilarious.

Filled with personal photos and nearly fifty candid and uncompromising essays, Happy Endings is one of a kind...and probably best read on an empty stomach.


  • Hilarious

    By Charlie Henning
    Truthfully one of the funniest books I've ever read!!!!!! Jim your a genius!
  • Hilarious!

    By iRAJr
    Loved the book, Jim Norton is one of the funniest comedians, while also being one of the worst people, probably ever
  • WOW!!!

    By Harry Azcrak
    Leave it to Jim Norton to mKe me feel better about my pathetic existence as a human being. Great stories and non stop funny!!

    By Conrad Fischer
    Uncle Paul love this Book!